Stray Pick-ups [Joke]
The Hesperian Student, March 1, 1888
Text reads: "Bert Wheeler.-- (at band practice) 'It is now 5 o'clock, professor, and I should like to be excused.' Prof. E [Easterday] 'Be excused? Why, is she waiting for you?' Yes, she was waiting at the foot of the stairs."
